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Gran Demotivational Poster

GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his

THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

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Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!

AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.

TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..

HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.

CLINT EASTWOOD - is pro-get off my lawn.

TAGS: clint eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.85/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:22 am


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..DAMN!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678

$42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL -

TAGS: political illegal immigrants
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so damn many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the hot coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their ass from law suites. *gasp* no shit!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.

WHAT THE - Hell did you just say?

GRANDMA - Even she's down wid it

TAGS: juggalo icp grandma
Rating: 1.73/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 11, 2010, 2:35 am
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist...
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
Fucking Magnets How Do they Work ??


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...

EUTHANASIA - Do you REALLY need more proof that it should be legalized??

TAGS: euthanasia ugly granny
Rating: 3.86/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 5:00 pm
Please tell me this was never allowed to breed! Ice - excellent! 5L for your pun!
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
Please do not show this to your own ugly granny, if you have one.
ICEMAN - February 18, 2012, 8:30 pm
What's that pic have to do with kids in China? :/

UNCOOL - partying with grandma & friends and getting grandma puking drunk

GRANNY - She might be getting a lttle deaf But she will still kick your a*s at Call of Duty

EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'

GRANDPA HAS IT DOWN - He can act like a college kid and if he gets caught he just fakes dementia.

TAGS: grandpa has it down dimentia
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - April 27, 2012, 8:51 am
lol...dude, he looks like crazy frog


TAGS: tree huggers to respect women proud parents ain t life grand
Rating: 3.48/5

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shyoru - May 2, 2011, 9:03 pm
lol, i know this tree, in fact i've climbed to the top, its in calafornia.

I'M CALLING GRANDMA - Hello Grandma, Mommy won't let me have cookies, can I come to your house?

TAGS: grandma
Rating: 3.18/5

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Master - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
Hello, grandma? This is Chuckie...



TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

google and grandma -

TAGS: grandma google
Rating: 4.72/5

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Silverheart - October 10, 2015, 9:06 pm

Wait wait wait... there's sausage in creampie? Not sure is disgusting, or even more tempting.
GaryO - October 10, 2015, 8:27 pm
Knew it, 67 in April. Pfft, 'Grey Beard'....mine's white. 'n don't you ferget it, sunny. Now, where's that....zzzzz
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:52 pm

i'm a pup compared to you grandpa...lol
GaryO - October 9, 2015, 4:31 pm
Didn't mean the age of 49. Meant born in 1949...still older?
Reality Lord - October 7, 2015, 2:15 pm

GaryO - October 6, 2015, 9:30 pm
I'm a 49er. You?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2015, 2:12 pm

Wait....i thought i was the old one?
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 1:08 am
RL rocks. I roll, sorta. So we jive, and are brothers of the faith. Other than that, I'm old, he's young...ish.
Bandit5906 - October 5, 2015, 4:33 pm
Is there any way RL and GaryO are not the same person? 5L


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry

GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View

TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.

RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.

TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am
oh like cross country


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
It's the last thing you expect. Lol

MAKE UP - Even pretty girls aren't perfect.


TAGS: granny knows everything wooh cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheNightFlower - December 31, 2010, 6:56 am
Mahaha.. ewww.. *shudder* 5L
rerun - December 29, 2010, 7:10 pm

guess it is to big for you?
RegalWolf - December 29, 2010, 6:38 pm
VERY Wrong!
shmoe13 - December 26, 2010, 6:33 am
haha wow thats funny and wrong


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

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BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...

INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.

TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!

GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.

TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph


TAGS: armed conflict calendar shot grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am

GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...

TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am
Damn, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm
A love for real, not fade away...


TAGS: viking america immigrant illegal
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 2, 2012, 8:54 pm
If the Indians had been smart enough to figure out how to make bronze, they probably wouldn't have had a problem. Has anyone ever seen a Pre-Columbian sword?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 6:51 pm
Who needs a green card when you've got a big frickin' sword.

NO GRANDMA NO - I will not eat your candy !

TAGS: no grandma not eat candy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I think she is getting ready for a rave or possibly, The Burning Man...
dslohand - June 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Horiz. stripes just dont work here. maybe the Saran wrap look? whew, 5 big chokes
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:49 am
I will never look at edible underwear the same
MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 4:04 am
The saddest part is that she really is someones grandma! THE HORROR!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:38 pm

The bottles in the background tell a sad story. Nonetheless, someone hand me a cigar. I have the overpowering urge to burn out my eyes.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:15 am
pickleviper - June 9, 2012, 7:39 am


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.

SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best

BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted

I SUPPOSE - You thought that was funny.


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.



TAGS: conans granny iceman
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 2:04 am
Red Sonya didnt age well at all!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:24 am
But Mom!! I wanted to use the Mace and Nunchecks you got me for Christmas! Ok, gimme the sword....5L


TAGS: isn t love grand
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:13 am
Thanks Face.
Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 4:21 pm
FUKCING AMSOME!!! Good shit Bone! 5 Curly hairs for you


TAGS: questions eastwood gran motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm


TAGS: pound of grandma s nut butter
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Bull

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:06 am
I hate this cow-women trend.... xx

GRANDMA - She Is Tired Of Listening To Your Pussy-Ass Highschool "Tween"-Drama Bullshit!

GRANDMA - Come on, she loves you

TAGS: old grandma love
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by leafsage

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:34 pm
But we don't love her
Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:21 pm
Grandma is dead now, but I remember that she used to smoke her Camel unfiltered cigarettes down to an inch, light the next one and turn to me with those droopy eyes and say "How much longer do I have to wait to get a gin and tonic around here?" Goodolegrm

Old Days -

TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.


TAGS: photo bomb beach granny cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Tarapin - April 11, 2011, 8:47 pm
I had to take a second look at the pic after reading your comment before I saw it.
Kspace - January 11, 2011, 8:40 am
It took me almost a minute of staring at this picture to notice the gray whale in the background!


KNEEL - before Zod


TAGS: shark eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 12:33 pm

great movie and great line.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS... - Yes, Granny, the ccokies are delicious, as always.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T GRANDPA ! - How many times do I have to tell you, Grandpa you are not Sean Connery

TAGS: grandpa sean connery you not
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Budog

Tarapin - June 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
OMG! Some things cannot be un-seen! Eye bleach, I need eye bleach, quickly!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 7:45 am

rerun starring in the remake of Zardoz.

YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.

TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitchcock film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


TAGS: steven tyler aerosmith grandma
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - March 28, 2010, 12:34 am
I'm thinking more Keith Richards

IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.

TAGS: trust me folks im a a genius and i have 4 degrees i designed the sears tower i make two grand an hour and im an 8 foot tall hermaphrodite
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:56 am
You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is soooo relevant. 5


"WHITE GRANDMOTHER" - If it is NOT about "race" then WHY NOT "My Grandmother" ???

TAGS: white grandmother
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Burnt Out

HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:44 am
Yeah cause the dick is half white. Black man my ass.
pro - October 24, 2008, 1:09 am
Because, logically, he has a black and a white grandmother. At least he doesn't call her pigmentally challenged.

GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.

GRANDMA - even she's a stoner deleted deleted

TAGS: grandma
Rating: 2.25/5

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TAGS: death immirgrants
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Highlord - August 9, 2008, 5:55 pm
... - July 14, 2008, 8:09 pm
Appendixes, or Appendices. (Both proper plurals of Appendix) Or simply, "It is a Bastard." For the Record, Appendix is NOT the plural of Appendix. Does it look like a deer, or a sheep to you?
... - July 14, 2008, 8:08 pm
Pardon me for a moment, whilst I ignore the poor taste in which this was written, and play Nazi for a second. There were two, safe, pathes available. You opted to go inbetween, through the thorns.
Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:40 am
I don't think immigrants kill you. If by "kill" you mean "do the jobs you're too lazy to do at wages that don't even come close to half living wage", then maybe.
Sean - April 25, 2008, 3:32 pm
What do you mean "we"? Man.
Jesse - April 25, 2008, 2:27 pm
It's called a joke, man. We do those here.
Sean - April 17, 2008, 10:47 pm
"Like Immigrants"? You're a piece of shit.



there you have it -

TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!

Illegal Immigrants -

DEEP CONTEMPLATION - Give them a minute, they'll figure it out.


TAGS: put put put you go grandma
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
we aim to please
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
LMAO 5 poodles!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
Then you'll find this one fun too AK


TAGS: granpa grama rocking chair
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - June 30, 2010, 3:26 am
Thou shouldn't think Shakespearean use of words is Yoda speak.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm

and wtf is with the yoda speak???
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm

hey, maybe you can let airman and some of the other guys around here know that as well.
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:42 am
A joke not makes a Motifake.... we have a forum for that
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 12:19 am

get used to it?....dude i'm happy when i just get a poster accepted....lol.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
Bad joke...oh well you made the top five
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:11 pm
Get used to it.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 11:01 pm

dude...a one.....argh?!?!?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:27 pm

DEMI Lovato -



TAGS: groove grandma
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Looks like she just got lei'd *snerk*

GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.

TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?

SENILITY - Your kids will finally care enough to call...

TAGS: grandpa
Rating: 1.75/5

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TAGS: grandma is pissed
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Derek - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
An afghan cookie?


GIFTS - At Least God Gave You The Power To Stop The Pain

TAGS: never take things for granted
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nah Man can't Take More Hits Today Way Too Many Drunk Fights .... Cracked A Few ribs I'm Sure..
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:47 pm
And groin?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
thank you, i will take it to heart
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
Personally, you're the goods... that's not in doubt.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
making fakes is what you're decent at... you show signs that you could be great.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
You're wrong, ham bone.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:32 pm
I Learned My Place, And that is Making Motifakes, And I Am Happy With It.
GreyScorpion - November 6, 2010, 11:21 am
funny how a little hammer tap can knock some sense into someone...good call Hambone
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 11:00 am
Ill Just Stay on The Safe Side And Stay Out.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:50 am
You were only kicked out of the forum thread Hammy. But if you dick around on the poster you will piss off the whole crew. Weigh your options (and consider your history) before you jump in.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 10:45 am
you mean i can post there ??
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
59558 is the pats place address...
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Loved it
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:38 pm


TAGS: grandmothers basement challenge ice
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:51 pm
Ha! 5 purple hearts, Iceman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:19 am
That you know of.....
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:15 am
Obviously that syphilis has got to your brain. I told you before I don't have a sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:13 am
And her mouth is closed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:12 am
I thought it was your sister, but of course....she's too busy on her street corner.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:07 am
No, you were confused because you couldn't figure out where I got that pic of your grandmother.
culos - October 8, 2010, 11:06 am
Is it just me or does granny look like Anne Frank?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:50 am
ICEMAN made this?....I was confused because it isn't a jokefake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:44 am
holy shiot ice, i didn't think you knew how to make a funny. 5L ice
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 2:58 am


TAGS: grandma cousin house friend
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheSanityInspector - January 10, 2012, 10:56 pm
Hallmark worthy!

SHATTERED - Much like your innocence after walking in on your parents having sex.

TAGS: and your grandma was video taping it all
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:51 pm
As a child, I learned that it takes cracker-jack timing to walk in on them... dad always finished quickly. 5L


TAGS: merry christmas granades military satire
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

GaryO - January 29, 2015, 7:49 pm
What do you think is wrong?
fascistfrenchman - January 29, 2015, 4:12 pm
This needed more work before upload.


CURSED! - Because Grandma never really liked the GUIDO

GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.

HANDS UP - If you've been hit on by Ron this week

TAGS: hand up ron ronsart hit granny nana
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MO - May 30, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hands up if you've had a good poster re-posted by Musty!

TYPICAL FAMILY DINNER - MOMMZ is just nattering, babbling away.. While dad just startes me down with those cold dead eyez

GRANNIES - Love a big piece of machinery between their legs.

CANYON DIVING - Not the most popular attraction at the Grand Canyon

THAT'S NOT A GUY? - Man, it's really hard to tell these days...

TAGS: grandma picture reflection
Rating: 1.85/5


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Blake

DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces

HI THERE! - How you doing?

Memorial Day -